My Collection...

7 Habits .... the Ah Beng version

2006-05-13T22:36:00.000+07:00

都是你-光良

2006-04-15T13:52:00.000+07:00

谁改变了我的世界
没有方向没有日夜
我看着天这一刻在想你
是否会对我一样思念
你曾说我们有一个梦
等到那天我们来实现
我望着天在心中默默念
下一秒你出现在眼前
想念的心装满的都是你
我的钢琴弹奏的都是你
我的日记写满的都是你的名
才发现又另一个黎明

你曾说我们有一个梦
等到那天我们来实现
我望着天在心中默默念
下一秒你出现在眼前
想念的心装满的都是你
我的钢琴弹奏的都是你
我的日记写满的都是你的名
才发现又另一个黎明
我的日记写满的都是你的名
才发现又另一个黎明
这是我对你爱的累积

My Birthday SMS.

2006-04-13T15:49:00.000+07:00

希望每天的你：
开怀的笑 (o_o)
温柔的睡（－＿－）
天真的发呆（＋。＋）
放心的醉（e.e)
再祝你天天好心情！
永远幸福，
生日快乐！

Date sent: 08-04-06
Time sent:10:57:31
by 宝玉

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Hi
waiting 4 my Msg?
Don't worry my friend,
I wont 4get to wish you,
Happy Birthday my Dear!

Date sent:08-04-06
Time sent:09:08:00
by Janice.

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任贤齐 -老地方

2006-03-26T22:45:00.000+07:00

下了一夜
雨下了一夜的情节
那段年少的故事
是一出难忘的戏

想了一夜你
想了一夜的往昔
我的轻狂你的美
我的离别你的泪

给过你的吻
还在老地方
就算老去容颜依然不会变
许过的誓言
还在老地方
经过多少风吹雨打
还记得

有过的爱情
还在老地方
就算物换星移依然不能忘
有过的回忆
还在老地方
走到岁月尽头也会陪着我

想了一夜你
想了一夜的往昔
我心中永远的你
永远停在老地方

杨丞琳-暧昧

2006-03-16T22:21:00.000+07:00

暧昧让人受尽委屈
找不到相爱的证据
何时该前进
何时该放弃
连拥抱都没有勇气
只能陪你到这里
毕竟有些事不可以超过了友情
还不到爱情
远方就要下雨的风景
到底该不该哭泣
想太多是我还是你
我很不服气
也开始怀疑
眼前的人
是不是同一个
真实的你
暧昧让人变得贪心
直到等待失去意义
无奈我和你
写不出结局
放遗憾的美丽
停在这里
wo……hu…
wo…

我開始覺得我們已是很好的朋友了 ( 超爆笑)

2006-03-10T08:36:00.000+07:00

公車一來，小姐面臨了很尷尬的場面．．．．．

因為裙子太緊，兩手又拿了許多東西，而公車車體較高，她根本無法跨上公車．
排在後面的乘客開始騷動．叫她動作快一點．那小姐實在手足無措．
正在排隊上車的人潮開始擁擠凌亂時，小姐靈機一動，用手悄悄的將裙子後面的拉鍊稍微拉開，好讓裙子可

以鬆點，能讓她跨上公車．
不過，很奇怪的拉鍊拉下來裙子卻沒有鬆，一點用也沒有。
於是她又嘗試將拉鍊再往下拉，結果還是沒有用，雙腿仍然無法跨開大步。
此時後面排隊的乘客又開始騷動了．喊著：" 前面的！快一點！"

就連司機也不耐煩了，跟小姐說："妳嘛快點上車！ "

正當她實在沒有辦法無計可施時，突然後面的一位年輕人一聲不響的就將那小姐一把抱上了公車．

年輕小姐更糗了！面紅耳赤的質問抱她的男子："你怎麼可以抱我，太誇張了，我們又不是朋友．我甚至不

認識你！"
這位年輕男子冷靜的說：" 小姐！當妳第2 次將我褲子拉鍊拉開之後，我開始覺得我們已是很好的朋友了"

Cute-Cute SMS

2006-02-12T00:39:00.000+07:00

小猪小猪，
肚子凸凸，
脚也粗粗，
眼也嘟嘟，
一只嘴巴，
有进没出，
小猪小猪，
身在何处，
看着手机，
傻呼呼。。。
祝小猪有个愉快的一天。。（＂，）

From: CY
Sent date:23-Jan-06
Sent Time:20:48:08

Fren's SMS

2006-02-12T00:19:00.000+07:00

我的一双眼，不常看到你！
我的一耳，不常听到你！
我有手提电话，且不常联络你！
但。。。。。。我的一颗心，
还能时常记得你喔！（＂，）
Sent by: Lee Chuan
Date sent:11-Feb-06

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元宵的到来，意味新年已圆满结束，
在这最后的一天，献上最终的祝福，
愿你今天，天天都是快乐幸福天。
祝：元宵节快乐！
农历情人节快乐！
From: CY
Date sent:12-Feb-06
Time Sent:00:00:51

Happy Chinese New Year

2006-01-24T11:17:00.000+07:00

Take a Break & have a big Laugh 1

2006-01-12T10:45:00.000+07:00

Take a Break & have a big Laugh 2

2006-01-12T10:38:00.000+07:00

Funny 1~猪的愿望….

2006-01-06T13:51:00.000+07:00

猪有四个愿望:

猪的第一个愿望是,
围着它的围墙都倒掉.

猪的第二个愿望是,
天上会自动掉下饲料来喂养它.

猪的第三个愿望是,
全部的屠夫都放下屠刀立地成佛.

猪的第四个愿望是,
世人都是回教徒…..

Meaningful SMS 1

2006-01-06T12:44:00.000+07:00

人生的路程,
不是坎坷,
就是风调雨顺,
希望你每天都快乐得像火炉上的水壶一样,
虽然屁股被烧得滚烫,
但依然吹着开心的吹哨子,
随着幸福的泡泡…

兩只蒼蠅

2006-01-03T10:13:00.000+07:00

有一位朋友分享了一個有關兩只蒼蠅的故事。這個故事是這樣的 ……古時候有個商人到遠方做買賣，用兩匹馬來拉貨物。當去到了一個斜坡時，兩匹馬拉得很辛苦。於是，就有兩只蒼蠅飛來了。蒼蠅A 說：" 喂！那兩匹馬那麼辛苦，我們去幫幫它們吧！"然後，兩只蒼蠅便飛到那兩匹馬的耳朵旁、鼻子前，嗡嗡嗡嗡……那兩匹馬因拉車辛苦，加之又有煩人的蒼蠅在飛來飛去，感到非常難受。最後，那兩匹馬終於爬上斜坡，這松了一口氣。這時，兩只蒼蠅也松了一口氣的說： "啊！你看，我們幫了他們忙，我們也辛苦了。 "其實，那兩匹馬就是形容我們這些任勞任怨的員工。而那兩只蒼蠅，就是我們的上司。當我們已經忙到很痛苦的時候，我們的上司只會在我們身邊吵吵鬧鬧，不但沒減輕我們的負擔，反而嚴重影響我們工作的進度。最可惡的是，他們還會以為自己貢獻很多.

Get from forwarded Email

New Year Eve SMS from my Friends...

2006-01-01T23:47:00.000+07:00

From Mei Ting,
Sent Date: 31-Dec-2005
Sent Time:21:26:34
Don't Open for Now...
Just as I thought! U Cannot wait. OK Go Ahead Open it...
"Wish U happy New Year -2006

Remember, I greeted U 1st.

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在荧烛的照耀下，星空分外光明；
因为有你的点缀，使我生活加添色彩，最让我永难忘怀！
所以新年一到，第一个想到可以分享着份喜悦的人＂就是你＂！
Happy New Year...
From:Saw Khim
Sent Date:31-Dec-2005
Sent Time:21:42:28

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Before the Year ends,
Before the battery dead,
Before the operators busy,
Before the SMS are jam,
Wish you all the Best & Happy New Year 2006.

From:彩云
Sent Date:31-Dec-2005
Sent Time:21:42:28

Know yourself by Birth Date! ~A

2005-12-13T14:30:00.000+07:00

If you were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month you are number 1.
If you were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month you are number 2.
If you were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month you are number 3.
If you were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month you are number 4.
If you were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then you are number 5.
If you were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then you are number 6.
If you were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then you are number 7.
If you were born on the 8th, 17th, 26th of a ny month then you are number 8.
If you were born on the 9th, 18th, 27th of any month then you are number 9.
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Number 1
You are smart, frank, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest, jealous oncompeting basis, kind hearted, friendly, and authoritative. Famous Person always want to be and regarded as First on position, they areoften like to be independent, will never be under others, self confidentpeople! You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get married when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people whohave opposite views and you are most likely to take revenge over yourenemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good profession in the future. If you are guy, you will be very popular thateverybody will have mental attraction and respect you. You can goanywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive and talented in numerous issues!! But make sure in your life, youwillalways have some people who will work hard to support. Because of yoursmart behavior, you will be hated by some people too. Your family life isvery cool; you will have a very nice partner & wonderful children. You are Pioneer, Independent & Original.Your best match is 4, 6, 8 good match is 3, 5, 7.

Know yourself by Birth Date! ~B

2005-12-13T14:22:00.000+07:00

Number 2
No matter what, you will be loved by every one because your ruler is theMoon and every one loves the Moon, huh!! Well, you are a person who daydream a lot. You have very low-self confidence, you need back up forevery move in your life. You are very much unpredictable means you do changeaccording to time and circumstances. Selfish and have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, and verbal communication. Your attitudesare like the Moon comes to Gloom and fade away so everybody can expectchanges in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who is peace loving or you can be a Hitler who wants to destroy the mankind and peace. I mean in thecommunity and your own home. If you really have a deep thought about yourown, believe in God, you can feel the difference which will make you stronger!Most of the time your words are a kind of would be happening. True! Youcan predict the situation. You will become poets, writers, or any artisticbusiness people! You are not strong in love, so you will be there and heretill you get marry. If you are a girl, you will be a responsible woman in the whole family. If you are a man, you will involve in fights andarguments in the family or vice-versa. You are gentle, intuitive with abroad vision, a power behind the scenes, well balanced people!!!Your best match is 2, 5, and 9 no other people can put up with you!!!

Know yourself by Birth Date! ~C

2005-12-12T17:51:00.000+07:00

Number 3
You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times,religious,loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problems within your family in the early stages but you will put up witheverything. You have strong word power, pretty happy face, so wherever you go, youalways have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth you always wanted to work hard in order to achieve something. You will not get anything withouthard work! When you reach a Man/Woman age, you want other younger listen toyou because you want younger people to respect older people. You do set so many examples to others. Generally you re not a cool person. It's not easydealing with you! But once you like someone's attitude, then here you go. Itwill be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others. Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but they won't be long. You willalways have brilliant kids!!! You love money a bit too much so temptationwill push you to endless trying. If you are a guy, you will be looking afteryourfamily and helping friends, and will spend a life time just being generous and(except 21st born Men) you will be such an example of how to be in theculture & Life!!! If you are girl, then it's your good character andhardworking attitude you always follow. You are a Freedom Lover,Creative Ambition focused who brings Beauty, Hope & Joy to this world!!!Your best match are 6, 9. Good match are 1, 3, 5.

Know yourself by Birth Date! ~D

2005-12-12T17:45:00.000+07:00

Number 4
You are very stubborn and very hard working. You have rough word powerwhich might put lots of people away from you. You may cause nuisance to others if you are a man. You often understand others well and their>problems. If you are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If youare guy you spend most of the time after girl friends. You will have fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will spend your time & money and getaway with their life and you will become empty handed and don't know what todo, so be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!! Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends. You always fall in love in youngerage as well. You need to be careful of people who will take advantage ofyour kind heart and beware of your relations too. You are practical, patient, persistent, a bit old-fashioned. You best matches are 1, 8. Goodmatches are 5, 6, 7.

Know yourself by Birth Date! ~E

2005-12-12T17:44:00.000+07:00

Number 5
You are very popular within the community. You can get things done by justchatting to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind. You are someone who acts on impulse. You will be famous if you open up a business,get involve in share dealings, music etc. Very popular with sense of humor,you are the one your friends and families will always ask for help and youare the one actually get money on credit and help your friends!!You will have more than 1 relationship, but when you get settle down youwill be a bit selfish. Anyway, because your other half will have apretty good amount of control in you. Be careful you tend to go for otherrelationships/contacts even you are married at times because of yourpopularity. You are someone who gets along with anyone because the number 5 is themiddle number. You like changes and freedom. You are an Explorer with Magicon your face. You learn your life through experience and it's your Best Teacher!!! Your best matches are 1, 2, 9. Good matches are 6, 8.

Number 6
You are born to enjoy. You don't care about others, you always want toenjoy your life time. You are a person. You will be very good in either education or in business management! You are talented, kind (but onlywith people who you think are nice), beautiful girls and guys. Popular andmore than lucky with anything in their Lives. All the goodness does comes to you. The mind and body is just made perfect. If you are a number 6 man,youwill experience looks from most girls and will involve in more than fewrelationships until you get marry!!! If you are girl, most of them will get marry/engage early. You are caring towards your family and friends. You area person of Compassion, Comfort & Fairness,Good judgment, and after all you can heal this world to make peace foreverbecause you have great power of caring. Your best matches are 1, 6, 9. Good matches are 4, 5.

Know yourself by Birth Date! ~G

2005-12-12T17:36:00.000+07:00

Number 9
Hey, you guys are the un-compatible people in the world, you are so strong,physically and mentally. You often have big-aims. You will work hard and hard to get there, normally you suffer in the early age from family'sproblems and generally you will have fighting life, but when you achievewhat you have done, it's always a big-task!! You are so much respected in the community. You are a person who can make a challenge and successfullyfinish the matter off. You are very naughty in your younger age, oftenbeaten up by your parents, and involve in fights and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time, but when you grow, you become calm andmacho type!!! Tell you what, Love is not an easy matter for you. You aregood in engineering or banking jobs because people always trust you! Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children. Yourqualities are humanitarian, patient, quick witted & compassionate, You areborn to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without anyprejudice! You are totally a Role Model to everybody in the world for aGreat Inspiration!!! Your best matches are 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match is 2.

Lessons in Logic

2005-12-08T13:23:00.000+07:00

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since ! light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

爱情!!

2005-12-03T19:46:00.000+07:00

爱情...
你,怎么认为呢!!

My Birthday!!

2005-11-26T18:27:00.000+07:00

Dear, wish you have a nice "Happy Birtyday" & All the best for you. I love you...Now, I'm at the emigration to collect my passport. I will call you later. Tata...

Sent Date: 07-Apr-05
Sent Time:09:01:16

When I'm In China.

2005-11-26T18:12:00.000+07:00

How's the trip today? Visited nice place? Must enjoy ya. Wish You have wonderful trip & sleep Tie tie. Good Nite & Sweet Dream. Tata... :)

Sent date:02-June-05
Sent Time:00:23:16

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I do miss u, sabar 1 more plus day to go. Lets cheer,ok? I Love u, :)Good nite & tata...Send you a flying kiss >muak!< , C. U.

Sent date: 03-June-05
Sent time: 22:42:07

Rainbow Day.

2005-11-26T18:04:00.000+07:00

Dear, did you see rainbow at the sky near Intel? I saw 2, means today will be nicer. Happy go lucky to both of us...Cheer!!!

Sent date:24-Aug-05
Sent Time: 10:30:04

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Sure! I Love You! :)

Sent date:24-Aug-05
Sent Time:10:54:41

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Thank You for supporting me always... :)

Sent date:24-Aug-05
Sent Time:11:33:53

SMS from my love before he went to US.

2005-11-17T19:04:00.000+07:00

Now going to fly liao, take care & lets dun be sad & be a happiest people. I Love You & tata :) cheer up!

Sent date:23-Apr-2005
Time:07:38:35

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I oready safely reached KL & will wait for another 1 hour then to HK for transit. Dun worry be happy, lets cheer up & take care good of Ourself! :) Send lucky star * for you!!

Sent date:23-Apr-2005
Sent Time:08:47:49

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15mins to depart again, really have to say good bye now!! I will miss you! Take care of Ourself!! Tata, cheer! :)

Sent date:23-Apr-05
Sent Time:09:23:39

My Lovely Bear Bear & 笑话-1

2005-11-16T16:29:00.000+07:00

斑马向熊猫求婚.
熊猫说:我才不要嫁给你呢,我妈说纹身的都是流氓.
斑马很生气地说:有什么了不起,我妈也说,戴墨镜的都是黑帮老大!!